Neil Simon’s Rumors
Pioneer Productions is delighted to announce its upcoming production of Rumors, Neil Simon’s celebrated comedy of confusion, deception, and nonstop laughs. Known for its rapid-fire dialogue and relentless comic momentum, Rumors is widely regarded as one of Simon’s most ambitious…
Pioneer Productions is staging Neil Simon’s Rumors at The Stage at Fellowship Hall, inside Morristown United Methodist Church, with this particular performance on Sunday, November 8, 2026 at 3 p.m. The setup is classic Simon: a swanky anniversary party goes sideways when the guest of honor turns up with a gunshot wound to the ear, his wife vanishes, and the staff clears out, leaving the arriving guests to spin increasingly frantic cover stories. The whole run goes November 6 to 15, so if Sunday matinees aren’t your thing, you’ve got options. Check the Morristown Green listing for tickets and the full schedule.