Neil Simon’s Rumors
Pioneer Productions is delighted to announce its upcoming production of Rumors, Neil Simon’s celebrated comedy of confusion, deception, and nonstop laughs. Known for its rapid-fire dialogue and relentless comic momentum, Rumors is widely regarded as one of Simon’s most ambitious…
Pioneer Productions is staging Neil Simon’s Rumors at The Stage at Fellowship Hall, inside Morristown United Methodist Church, with this particular performance on Friday, November 13 at 7:30 p.m. The setup is classic farce: an elegant anniversary party for a deputy mayor goes sideways fast when guests arrive to find him shot in the ear, his wife missing, and the staff vanished. What follows is a cascade of coverups that pile on each other like rush-hour commuters cramming onto a NJ Transit train. The full run goes November 6 to 15, 2026. Check the Morristown Green listing for tickets and additional dates.