How Would NJ Fare In A Zombie Invasion? See The Data

A new Zombie Apocalypse Survival Index ranks New Jersey 49th out of 50 states, with a grim 3.93 percent survival probability, thanks to its sky-high population density, low gun ownership, and thin supply of big-box stores for post-apocalypse hardware runs. The one bright spot: Jersey residents ranked sixth in physicality, meaning at least we can outrun the undead, which is more than can be said for New York, the study’s absolute worst-case state.